Thoughts You Have In Line At Starbucks




Okay, just need a small coffee.

I'm gonna pop in really quick and hopefully the line isn't too. . . long. . .

Is that lady just buying bottled water?

Who comes to Starbucks just to buy bottled water?

Get real, lady!

Ugh, look at these CDs, who buy CDs from Starbucks?

Who even buy CDs anymore?

Ooh Sounds Of Brazil, I kinda want this.

Maybe I should just buy one of these things and make coffee at home.

I can make espresso.

Yeah, maybe I'll even start cooking more, too.

If I buy this machine, it'll be the start of, like, a brand new me.

No I'll never do that.

No no no no no that's an intern doing a coffee run!

Oh there's like 12 people on that piece of paper!

She's gonna buy all the coffee, there'll be no coffee left for anyone else!

Hi, can I get a tall macchiato please?

Okay great, that's $4,62, you can pick up your drink right over there.